1 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,959 Hey, baby. 2 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,320 Look at you, looking all snazzy. 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,220 What are you all dressed up for? 4 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,019 Thanks, Mom. 5 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,020 Where are you going? 6 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,000 I have a date. 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,780 You have a date? 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,120 Yeah. Well, it's been a while. 9 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:37,060 Yeah, it's been a minute. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,400 I'm glad. 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,620 So who is she? Tell me about her. 12 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:47,100 Oh, it's a girl from my history class. 13 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,760 Okay. 14 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:51,980 Her name's Amber. 15 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:55,100 She's really nice. 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,260 She's blonde and pretty funny. 17 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:04,560 I asked her if she might want to hang out a couple days ago. 18 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,720 Nice. I don't know. 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,160 I think she kind of likes me. 20 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,900 Well, she must have said yes. 21 00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:16,100 You must like her. 22 00:01:16,970 --> 00:01:21,530 Dressed up a little bit. Well, I'm not super dressed up. I'm just, you know, 23 00:01:21,530 --> 00:01:24,870 going to go to this, like, taco place that's kind of nice. 24 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,090 All right. 25 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,170 I think she'll like it. 26 00:01:29,370 --> 00:01:30,630 Well, that sounds like fun. 27 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:32,770 Yay. 28 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:38,190 So I'm going to head down to the beach and meet a couple of friends for some 29 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:43,150 drinks. We're also going to a taco place, but different kind of date. 30 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:47,900 So, you know, your dad's been busy. He worked all week and then through the 31 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:48,900 weekend, too. 32 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:55,360 Oh, he's working, like, today and, like, tomorrow? Yeah. The whole weekend? 33 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,920 Yeah. 34 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,139 Oh, that's crazy. 35 00:01:58,140 --> 00:01:59,140 Yeah. 36 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,380 It's like a week in a row. I don't know. 37 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:03,420 It's just gone a lot. 38 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,480 But I want to have some fun with the girls. 39 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:10,060 Okay. Maybe get a little tan. 40 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,700 You have fun on your date. 41 00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:16,880 Thanks, Mom. You look good. 42 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,180 Hey, if you need any tips or pointers, just text me, okay? 43 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,480 Okay. Thanks, Mom. 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Hey. 45 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,480 Hey. Hey, Mom. 46 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,160 I figured you'd still be out on your day. 47 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,279 Yeah, no. 48 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,280 I got back to work. 49 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,920 What? What'd you do at home? 50 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,840 Um, just... Home. 51 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Alright. 52 00:02:58,380 --> 00:02:59,500 You seem kind of down. 53 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,760 Everything go okay? 54 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,740 Um, not... Not really. 55 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,040 No? 56 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,580 Uh... Yeah, no, it's just... You know. 57 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,800 It was just... 58 00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:14,950 It was fun. 59 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:20,770 I just kind of... I guess I kind of thought I got the wrong idea, I guess. 60 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,570 I don't know. It's whatever. 61 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:24,630 Oh. I don't know. 62 00:03:25,730 --> 00:03:26,730 I'm sorry, baby. 63 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:35,710 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, it was fun at first. Like, we were, like, 64 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:41,470 talking about a bunch of stuff and joking and stuff, and then... Yeah. 65 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,250 Like, we were... 66 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:50,160 I was going to, like, show her the, like, hiking trail that I like, but we, 67 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:56,480 like, left, and, like, we were about to, like, get in my car, and then I kind 68 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:03,480 of, like, grabbed her butt and, like, tried to kiss her, and she, 69 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,840 um... Oh, no. 70 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:10,420 Yeah, she was, like, what are you doing? 71 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,530 And she was like, that's way too fast. 72 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:18,829 And she wasn't sure if she just, like, might want to just be friends. 73 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:22,830 I just thought it was, like, going good. I just got excited. 74 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:24,750 It was stupid, I guess. 75 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:27,970 Yeah. I should have been more patient. 76 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:33,690 Well, that's two of us that had bad days today, then. 77 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:37,250 I'm sorry I didn't go up for you. 78 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:38,910 That's okay. 79 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,420 What do you mean? 80 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,160 You didn't go on a date? You were hanging out with your friends. 81 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:53,720 Well, it was kind of a date, yeah. 82 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:56,220 I went 83 00:04:56,220 --> 00:05:03,380 on 84 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:05,720 a date kind of like you did. I met a guy. 85 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,380 What? Yeah, and we met up and went on a date. 86 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,370 Mom, what are you talking about? 87 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:14,250 I went on a date. 88 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,330 Look, I mean, you know what your dad's been up to, right? 89 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:20,630 No. He's been gone every weekend. 90 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:25,830 Yeah, well, he's got... He's working on that big project or whatever. 91 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:27,490 Yeah, well, sometimes he is. 92 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,370 Other times he's out with someone else. 93 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,750 What? Yeah. 94 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:36,470 He's... He's been with you anymore? 95 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:37,750 He's been having a faria. 96 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,680 Oh, that's messed up. 97 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Yeah. 98 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:50,580 We hadn't, like, you know, had been intimate in, like, a few months, and so 99 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:51,580 probably longer than that. 100 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,760 So, you know, I mean, he's already doing what he's doing. 101 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,900 And, well, I have needs, too, you know. 102 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,020 So I thought, why can't I do it, too? 103 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:09,580 She met... Do you want to, like, meet some guy? 104 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,200 Yeah, I met some guy, younger guy. 105 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:14,860 Really hot. 106 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:20,620 I guess I kind of felt like you did. I was a little excited. 107 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:28,220 Then he mentioned, you know, I'm going home and... And I 108 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:31,020 accidentally mentioned that I was married. 109 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,140 And I fucked the whole thing up. 110 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,500 It got a little weird after that. 111 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,320 It was just like... 112 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,040 Yeah, you think I got a call today. 113 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,600 He said he had to go home. 114 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,460 So, that was the end of that. 115 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:55,940 That's probably a lot for you, talking about your dad. 116 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,860 You didn't know that? 117 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,700 No. No? 118 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,980 Well, I'm sorry you had to hear it. I guess it kind of makes sense. 119 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:07,320 And here, both your parents are cheating, and I met another guy. 120 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,100 Well, I'm sorry it didn't go good, I guess, Mom. 121 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,860 This just sucks. 122 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,620 Meh. 123 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,660 I don't know. I just, like, 124 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,660 I just want to take a nap. Just, like, forget it. 125 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:28,100 Wake up a few hours refreshed or something. I don't know. 126 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,260 Take a nap, Mom. 127 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,780 Can you come lay next to you? 128 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,240 Yeah. 129 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:38,840 Thanks. 130 00:07:39,289 --> 00:07:41,510 Guess we don't have to worry about dad coming home anyway, right? 131 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,030 Yeah, that's true. 132 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:51,330 What? 133 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:56,530 I was really kind of hoping it would work out with him. 134 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,610 I mean, I don't know that I was, like, interested in him or anything other than 135 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:04,010 his body. I mean, his photos were hot. I'm going to get a little comfortable, 136 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,710 maybe. Do you mind? 137 00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:08,210 This is a lot of... 138 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440 I want to get out of this dress. 139 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:19,540 I mean, he had that picture online, like, it was just him in some, just 140 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,840 like, swim trunks, like, on a fishing boat. 141 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,600 Oh, yeah. 142 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,380 Like, I guess that's what got me. Like, he was all built, you know? 143 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:39,320 And I might have actually had sex with him today. I mean, that's kind of what I 144 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,320 wanted. 145 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,320 I wanted to have sex with her, too. 146 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,920 I mean, I didn't... I figured, like, that's really fast for a first date. I 147 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:54,920 just... But then I thought, like, she was really kind of into me. 148 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:00,940 I think she might be. I just... I think I just fucked it up really bad by trying 149 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,600 to make a move so fast. 150 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:03,960 Yeah. 151 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,260 Well, we'll take a little nap and then we'll get up and maybe go have some 152 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:15,260 dinner or something. 153 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,420 I know, I just kind of want to forget it. I feel so embarrassed. 154 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,720 Is it okay if I put my hands on you? 155 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,760 I could use a little comfort right now. You're so sweet, baby. 156 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,300 Thank you. 157 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,460 This is exactly what I needed. 158 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,100 Yeah, me too. 159 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,720 Maybe. 160 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,160 Yeah. That's not what I think it is. 161 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,580 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 162 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:43,900 I was... 163 00:10:45,060 --> 00:10:46,560 I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. 164 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,760 I just... I'm sorry I took my shorts off to help with you. 165 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,500 I'm sorry. 166 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:00,220 I'm sorry. 167 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,480 That's fine. 168 00:11:14,970 --> 00:11:15,970 Yeah. 169 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,710 Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I got that one here. 170 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,080 We'll do it anyway, right? Yeah. 171 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,100 How do you do it? 172 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,260 I don't know how to do it. Show me. 173 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,560 I don't know how to do 174 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:46,220 it. 175 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,560 I don't know how to do it. 176 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:53,080 I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. 177 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,080 Maybe. 178 00:17:58,090 --> 00:17:59,090 Yeah. 179 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:34,420 Mmm. 180 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,220 Hmm. 181 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800 Amen.